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  • mashu
    06-01 02:48 PM
    Hi People,
    I getting even more confused:mad:

    My status - AOS, H1B expired, staying on EAD.
    Ap is valid until the middle of November 2008.

    I have to travel abroad end re-enter more than 2 times from now to the AP expiry date
    ..
    USCIS sent me 2 exact copies of AP - is that mean that only one stamp per each re-entry implying that I may travel out of country only twice until AP exparation end re-enter twice only???
    Or there allowed more than one stamp on AP paper - using one AP per multiple entries??
    Sorry, I am confused :confused:





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  • virtual55
    05-03 07:01 AM
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  • mattresscoil
    11-05 02:29 PM
    I find it difficult to digest that parents ship their infant children to someone else to raise.
    Shantanup:

    Circumstances my friend...Circumstances
    1. Either you dont have kids to understand
    2. Or you are blessed/lucky enough to have great circumstances to raise your kids personally.

    You have expressed your feeling that it is difficult to digest and I respect it. Thanks for voicing your opinion which BTW did not give me any information on what documents are required. Others have responded, Thanks to the responders and you too Shantanup!

    It helps the situation when one asks for a question and one is able to answer instead of voicing ones own personal problem/opinion. Anyways I wish all well to you and hope you never have to ship your kids!!

    Best Wishes, Mattresscoil!!





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  • zico123
    04-19 08:55 PM
    My lawyer received my H1B approval in the mail yesterday. Online status said approved on 15th. But lawyer said that I will have to pick it up from India. Otherwise I'll have to file an amendment. I am guessing it is form I-797B (no I-94)

    Anyone else in similar situation with any information?

    Case:
    * Regular quota (65k) Premium processing @ VSC
    * Receipt date: April 9th (via email)
    * Approved: April 15th (checked online status)
    * Lawyer received mail approval on April 18th (US Postal Mail)
    * Planning on taking Kaplan course from June - September which can be extended till Oct



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  • wandmaker
    11-12 04:24 PM
    I choosed the option "receipts not received", reached level 1 support, got transferred to level 2 - CSR checked the status of SR and told me that it takes 45 days to resolve these kind of issue and me/my (both) attorney on record will get the duplicate notice; and asked me to check after a week.

    wandmaker,
    Please share if you have any progress on your SR or receiving the receipts. I am trying to call USCIS to check the status on the SR, but could not reach them. Now they have a dummy menu system, which keeps on looping when you select the option for receipts not received.





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  • jasmin45
    08-09 06:51 PM
    Are you kidding me $400.00 I paid $115.00 Including tetanus shot and tb shot. $35.00 for the lab work and my husband's insurance covered the x-ray because I Knew it would com back positive. What a rip off

    It depends, paid 400 a piece. We were in a hurry to get our applications down to uscis by 2nd july... had to go to nearest physician and he charged about 400 a piece and no x-ray was needed. I wanted to get the I-693 asap and got it in 3 days.

    Question is Why in the world is this doctor asking for more than 1 tetanus shot? 1 tetanus is good for I believe 10 years. Are you talking about MMR?



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  • sgorla
    01-29 06:37 PM
    You should not have any problem at the port of entry as long as you have a valid H1B visa stamp in your passport, and have a new H1B approval notice from the new employer.

    Hi
    I have little different problem here, I got my approval in 7 cal days so which is good and now I have start working with new employer so all good..

    Now new employer wants me travel to Europe for some official work for 1 week and since my passport stamp is on my old employer and approval notice is new employer so do you guys think it would be an issue?

    please let me know what all document etc I should carry during re entry?
    appreicated your help.

    thanks





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  • gc_buddy
    09-12 09:54 AM
    I believe the consulates aborad depend on the information on the internet.

    Some times they try to verify the information of the company such as the kind of business the company is into that the applicant is talking by doing a google search. It happened at one of my interviews..

    They do all on the fly when the interview is happening. I could see the interviewer typing Google and then the name of the company..



    I just saw this in latest Murthy bulletin about USCIS using Wikipedia and other internet based sources to gather information. This is serious news.

    RFEs or Denials May Not Be Based on Wikipedia Information

    The USCIS has been known to use an ever-growing number of publicly available sources, including internet sources such as Wikipedia. AILA members have been receiving denials based on the USCIS's use of information found on Wikipedia, an online encyclopedia to which anyone in the world may contribute information. As such, it should not be considered an objective or completely reliable source of information. SCOPS advised that it has notified the service centers and there should not be additional RFEs or denials based upon Wikipedia.

    It should be noted that, as a corollary, applicants and petitioners should not try to use Wikipedia as support for their filings or arguments, since it has been deemed an unreliable source.

    Link http://www.murthy.com/bulletin.html



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  • gparr
    June 25th, 2006, 03:50 PM
    (No, I don't streak, it's from the fluid. Oh, I guess y'all figured that out. :) )

    Show of hands. How many would pay to see Fred streak while pushing his baby buggy full of gear?





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  • immihelp1
    10-12 09:57 AM
    you can show either passport or driving licence. They won't ask anything in specific.

    It's your call

    Thanks,



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  • amitjoey
    07-20 02:04 PM
    If we register our marriage in the US, say, today, wouldn't that conflict with the marriage affidavits we submitted for H4 etc? Those bear the wedding's original date.

    That is a good question, do not know what you would have to do in that situation.





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  • vallabhu
    11-29 03:26 PM
    My attorney received a letter saying "Intent to Deny" reason being not having Mats in graduation.

    But the fact is I have Maths and I did 4 Math courses in graduation and provisional clearly shows maths1, Maths2, maths3, maths4.

    Letter says Vallabhu has done Courses in Sanskrit,English, Physics and Geology but nothing in Maths.

    and This how each year of transcripts look like

    Physics1
    Maths1
    Geology1

    Physics2
    Maths2
    Geology2

    Physics3
    Maths3
    Maths4
    Geology3

    I don't know how can he miss Maths from this.


    Does any one else heard/faced a similar issue in the past.



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  • number30
    03-11 10:33 PM
    Interesting. I never received the 1099-INT. Will talk to my bank.

    CITI Bank usually send the 1099. But if you have account with ICICI or some other Indian Banks they do not send it. Also check if your bank in India deducting Tax (Usually called as TDS) on interest you earn. That amount you can deduct on US tax return as foreign taxes paid.





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  • gcdreamer05
    01-05 04:35 PM
    Hi there,

    I need your advise - have an issue with travel back to the US.

    My wife is in India, her AP is expired and she needs to travel back to the US. I am working on an EAD, changed employers and could not transfer my old H-1 (H1 was valid until 06/09 - she has a H4 stamp in her passport valid until the same time). Given there is no H1/H4 or AP available to her now, how can one go about getting either AP reinstated (I know it says one cannot apply for AP when out of the country) or some other status for being able to travel back. We do have a child (US citizen) also in India with her.

    I am trying to get advise from an immigration attorney as well but would like to hear from folks here if they have had to deal with this issue and if so what is the best way to deal with it.

    Before someone shoots me for asking this question let me make it clear that I have been aware that she should have come back before her AP expired and one cannot renew AP while out of the country and this puts her GC application at risk (abandonement) - there were some factors involved here that were not in my control and therefore we have landed up in this messy situation.

    I would really appreaciate any advise you can provide to my query. Thanks!

    Sorry to know about your situation....

    Since you are not on h1b , she is not on h4, so question of coming back on h4 with AP is not there.

    This is very tricky, there is only one solution.

    You can apply for AP from outside USA only if on emergency humanitarian situations. Look at Form I-131, there is an option to apply from outside USA.

    Look at part one of the I-131 document and talk to your attorney if you can show such a need for an emergency humaitarian situation.

    If you had already known about this, why did you make the mistake of sending her abroad....



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  • thomachan72
    11-05 06:21 AM
    The way current administration scrutinizing immigrant/non-immigrant case i doubt any employer dare not to revoke I-140 once employee leaves:o

    Can employer revoke 140?? It is not a visa. Ofcourse they will have to revoke an H1b, however, what is the argument that you have that indicates that employer should revoke 140?
    140 once approved belongs to the employee and can be revoked only if some fraud has been commited or rather some serious mistake. Otherwise all the employer is supposed to do is to abandon the process further or inother words they will not continue to the next stage (485) if PD were to become current.
    This is what I get from watching several discussions on various forums. If you have other information please post.





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  • Nakano
    05-13 05:12 PM
    Hi Ruban,

    I also have my H1B extension on Sep 09. Your replies are straight to the point and very clear. Thanks for you help and support.



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  • airbusfan
    05-19 09:14 AM
    Pappu -- Is there anything i need to do besides sending the e-mail. I've sent the e-mail twice and its been a week since the contribution has made. I am by no means waiting desperately waiting to get access to donor forums but i am curious. Please let me know what i am missing. If the team is busy, may be IV should think about looking for more volunteers.

    I also have access issue, but just since yesterday. Again like Rahul, I'm by no means desperate to have access to the forums, but would be nice. Please let us know if there is an issue that we can help out with in this regards!





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  • indio0617
    01-05 10:19 PM
    For any new comprehensive immigration reform, we must push for the Ability to be able to file for EAD after labor rather than having to wait for I-140 approval.

    Do anybody know if any of the proposed bills have this provision? We must get together to push for this in the final bill as this doesn't harm anybody.

    Thanks,
    WaldenPond


    I do not think any of the proposed bills push for I-485 filing after the Labor Cert itself. This has not been proposed because I-140 approval is not an issue right now. It is being approved as fast as one month these days. But I see no harm in asking for it. Let us reach for the moon and see what we get :)





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  • agt
    05-23 08:12 PM
    Thanks for your reply.





    amitga
    08-18 12:53 PM
    How do I find what priority date has been attached to my I-485?





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