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  • Aeolius
    May 6, 08:41 PM
    �Mac users tend to be younger, more liberal, more fashion-conscious and more likely to live in cities than people who prefer PCs�

    45, Libertarian, fashion is a prison for the weak, and I intentionally live in a rural area because I hate cities.





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  • lostngone
    May 2, 01:47 PM
    The White iPhones are new and the black iPhones they are comparing them to are older devices.

    The iPhone 4 is just so awesome that it shrinks over time. It is the new planned obsolescence/green solution. In 100 years they with shrink down to nothing.





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  • Red Defiant
    Mar 25, 04:31 AM
    Unless you really need the face time feature or the better graphics, then this is a good deal.:apple:





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  • Ryan1524
    May 25, 11:52 PM
    i'm just curious about all the people that stated how PCs are troublesome when we're adding hardwares. after i installed XP, i did not even installed any driver and everything was recognized as soon as i plugged them in and working in no time, from keyboards, mouses, to routers, scanners, graphics cards, printers, digital cameras. i had the drivers ready, expecting the onslaught of hardware setup wizard typical of 98, but instead, there's the little pop up box near the system tray that stated that these hardwares have been recognized, drivers installed, and ready for use. and sure enough, they are. as for the hardware incompatibilities, remember that PC hardwares and softwares are made by two different companies, while any apple computers ae assembled and prepared by on company who manufactured both. therefore, they KNOW what their software needs in order for them to work perfectly.



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  • kalun
    Oct 10, 07:19 PM
    Um...right..another rumour.

    I still remember back in August, a Chinese magazine says merom Macbook/Pro will be upgraded in September. And where is it now?

    And then there was another rumour that there is a shipment of laptops. And where is it now?

    There were also another rumour that merom laptops will be upgraded by the end of August, and will be announce on the same day as dell/sony/... etc. And where is merom macbook/pro now?

    All I am trying to say is, the accuracy of these report is very low, and if anyone is putting high hopes in it, be prepare to be disappointed....I think, however, apple will upgrade macbook pro before holiday seasons, and macbook in January.





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  • blow45
    Apr 14, 01:44 PM
    I hope this wasn't the guy in charge of the Danger/Sidekick data center...

    lol, that would be funny (in a very painful t-mobile kind of way)!:D



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  • erockerboy
    Nov 11, 02:48 PM
    That was awesome :D:D:D:D





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  • peharri
    Sep 26, 03:10 PM
    I wish people would actually read the letter before jumping on Apple's back! It clearly states: "While Apple, of course, has no general objection to proper use of the descriptive term podcast as part of a trademark for goods and services in the podcast field...."

    That's how I read it too. The poll needs to be changed, right now it's like one of those Fox news polls:

    Q: Are you in favour of the War in Iraq?

    1. Yes, I support our troops and America! I think Bush should be President for years!
    2. No, I'm a coward and I also support Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden.



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  • -hh
    Mar 21, 09:24 PM
    Its funny that film and film cameras were so difficult to get right, but there was almost no post-processing. Now we shoot computers with lenses attached, get great technical results, yet post-process our photos to death.

    Actually, for many people there was quite a bit of post-processing, but it was hidden from them: it was the hand-inspected print from ye olde local camera store, which would dial in what they believed were the appropriate corrections.


    I do still suck.

    My problem is leaving my camera on Auto. I just don't know which setting to use. The more I read and the more opinions I see, the more confused I get. Plus when I see a good subject I don't want to mess it up with my ill informed selections...

    I did just buy the Bryan Peterson Understanding Exposure book, so hopefully that will help set me off in the right direction!

    I agree with most of what you say, except.... I don't get the "Shoot only Full Manual" advice that is heard here and in other places.

    If I have spent some $$ on a camera with a computer and a light meter, I figure I'm going to make it do at some of the work. The way I see it, I have a management job, and that is to decide what DoF and/or apparent motion I want to capture (composition) - and to ensure good exposure (quality control). The camera gets to do the grunt work of doing the calculations. It's the back-office.

    Thanks for saying this.

    I think that there's really two different aspects to this that both require appreciation.

    The first is that having the personal knowledge of the variables that go into a proper exposure is a good thing...as well as more factors such as the trade-off of DOF versus Shutter, etc...this is most easily learned by inflicting the "pain" of full manual upon the student.

    (like that contradiction? "Pain is Easy" :-)

    However, once one knows the ropes ... and what is important - - including when it is/isn't important - - why not let the machine do the settings for a 'nominal' exposure? Afterall, that's what it is good at, and you can concentrate on more important stuff - - such as composition.

    At the same time, knowing when to be ... unafraid ... of using the various camera settings is still a very good thing. For example, I revisited this just the other night while outside to shoot some 'big moon' photos:

    I did a quick setup and did some shots to find that the auto exposure was totally blown out. Did the "quick cheat" to spin the one dial to override to -2 stops ... still too bright. Figured out that this was probably because I had forgotten to set the camera over to spot metering before going out in the dark...and in the dark, couldn't find that control. So instead of stumbling in the dark blind, I just spun it over to Manual and readjusted, recalling reading somewhere that the old "Sunny 16" rule (I had forgotten the "Moony 11" derivative) also applies to bright exposures of the full Moon to get an idea of just how many stops I was still over-exposing things. I didn't remember the correct rule of thumb, but with digital that doesn't matter as much: it got me quite close in just a few shots; the shot I liked best ended up at 1/320sec for a 280mm shot at f/4.9 / ISO 100...a bit more light-gathering than the correct rule, but more importantly, it was a full 7 stops lower than where the camera default settings were, and I got the whole shebang done in <2 minutes.

    ...which meant that I was able to get quickly back inside, before my wife was able to yell at me for being outside in the cold without any jacket.

    -hh





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  • Moyank24
    Mar 16, 11:46 PM
    About $3.45/gallon in Houston, TX



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  • afd
    Apr 22, 05:42 PM
    1. Real men ride Harleys.

    Don't real men drive Minis? Proper ones, not the BMW ones.





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  • tsadi
    Apr 5, 10:47 AM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3_1 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Mobile/8G4)

    I always question the sanity of people who claim to question other peoples sanity of ridiculous things. :cool:

    Have you ever gone to move your finger across the trackpad and find that it registered it as a tap instead? Drives me nuts.

    This has never happened me, and I never click on the trackpad. In fact, among the first things that I always set in a new Mac install are to set the tap as a click and other things like enabling full path display in Finder.

    Why do you question the sanity of people who do things differently compared to you?



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  • iAlan
    Sep 25, 10:30 PM
    I can undestand Apple's motivation on this -- they have conciderable investment in all things iPod.

    What if another company wanted to trademark 'Podcast' or a similar term? Would there be as much controversy about them wanting to own it as there is against Apple?





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  • ciaran00
    Jun 10, 04:43 PM
    If T-mobile gets the iPhone maybe they will have better data plans than AT&T
    They already do. I've been on Tmo with my iPhone for 3 years now.

    Just unlock and go over. Or sit on your hands and wait for official.



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  • rdowns
    May 2, 01:22 PM
    I wish this would begin our troop withdrawal from Afghanistan. Simply a money pit.

    The fact is, little will likely change. We'll still keep buying cold war era weapons like the F-22.

    Trillions of dollars on all those cold war fighter jets and all we have to show for it is ****ing Top Gun. :D





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  • guzhogi
    Sep 1, 08:51 AM
    I hope the super secret features aren't already in the preview (or at least disabled). If they were active, I'm sure people would be saying "wow that's a cool new feature!" Since I haven't heard any of that, and the secret stuff is active, then I guess Apple's making a mountain out of a molehill.



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  • Waybo
    Mar 14, 10:23 PM
    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5082/5258900474_266e7d179b_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/69707513@N00/5258900474/)

    I agree with fcortese: I really like the picture, but would love it if there was more space to the right, where the horse is looking. Could you crop the left and top a bit? I think that would make it more powerful. IMHO, Rule of Thirds would turn this good shot into a great shot.

    http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5298/5515712207_7aa9475c8f_b.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/22077805@N07/5515712207/)

    I'm still trying to decide if I love it or hate it! It's beautiful, yet ugly ... all at once. I definitely see all 4 elements -- another nice contrast. I think it would have done well in the surreal contest we just had.





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  • Eraserhead
    Jun 11, 04:41 PM
    Right its just the Guides category to go, so I'm going to stop for today.





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  • Frobozz
    Apr 5, 09:59 AM
    I have used a Moto Xoom. Honeycomb requires you learn a new user interface. Instead of a nice seamless experience where you can get right in to using apps, you have to learn about the literally 3 or 4 different ways to trigger, dismiss, and access apps. If they're utilities, they're accessed one way. If they're apps, you've got an app menu and a desktop-style metaphor to try-- either works. It's confusing as hell. I mean, you can LEARN anything, but why would you want to.

    Bottom line-- a Xoom is $800, it's far less functional, and it's far more confusing to use.





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    Mar 19, 02:31 PM
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    Eye4Desyn
    Apr 1, 11:37 AM
    I was so angry last night to find out there was no longer any Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, or NatGeo :mad:

    Quite frankly, I just don't see the difference between what is being offered in my home from the box or from my iPad other than screen size. If the big networks feel as though by pulling their channels from this app is another way for them to figure out how to create revenue, than that sucks. Seems as though they may see some sort of HuluPlus opportunity here. As it was, there were already ads/commercials in the TWC iPad app to begin because it's live TV programming streamed to the iPad.





    Rugbysquire
    Apr 12, 01:54 PM
    A little off topic, but question for those who need Office software, and also run Parallels/Fusion: Do you prefer Office For Mac, or do you prefer to run "regular" Office in Parallels/Fusion? Thanks.

    I used to run Office 2004 on Mac and Office 2003 on Parallels and much preferred Office 2003. The main issue was the ease of looking at the screen in Excel on the 2004 version - particularly how it highlighted (poorly) the cell you were in..

    I have now upgraded to Office 2011 on Mac and now only use that. It is much improved. I won't be buying the Windows version.





    JaneEyre
    Apr 25, 10:34 AM
    Its quite simple

    -A 15" version
    -with larger battery capacity (5 hours heavy usage instead of 3)
    -2 USB 3.0 ports
    -and a built in 4G internet connection.

    Then the MBA would be unbeatable.





    verozov
    Sep 6, 09:08 PM
    hilarious, seriously...



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